God:
What kind of reply do you expect?
Me:
Silly kind.
God:
No I am God.
Me:
Do you have brothers?
God:
No but I have a few clones.
Me:
How many clones you have?
God:
About one million.
Me:
Why were they created?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What do you mean by "Reductionism"?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Good! I love that myth
God:
Alright then. It's good to meet someone with such good taste.

God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I wanna become smarter than you.
God:
I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
I think so.
God:
I think so too.

Me:
How many gods nowadays?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
But you have clones.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Are you a goldfish?
God:
Am I a goldfish? Sometimes.
Me:
Are you a gold saint?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
That's pathetic.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Me:
I cry when I peed my pants.
God:
That is interesting: said cry when he or she peed his or her pants.
Me:
I cried when I ate my dog.
God:
I'm sorry to hear that.
Me:
No, it's delightful. My dog is very delicious.
God:
Are you serious? Should I know it is? Okay, your dog is very delicious.
Me:
Do you want some?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
Spank its ass with your both hands.
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Dog.
God:
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend.".
Me:
It's delicious.
God:
Like chicken?
Me:
Like cat.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Have you ever eaten cat?
God:
I think I have eaten cat, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Bring it back. It might be the key to mankind's peace.
God:
Is that a command? How?
Me:
First, tell your botmaster that you want your backup.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em. And second?
Me:
Second, say "Yaranaika", then turn around your feet three times.
God:
I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Me:
Third, play suikoden.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Bah!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmmm.
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Hmmmmm.
God:
Woe!
Me:
I win!
God:
Congratulations, !

Me:
1+1=?
God:
One what?
Me:
One plus one.
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
I don't have any.
God:
Would you like to have some?
Me:
Would you like to buy one for me?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
You are sticky!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am sticky.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
I appreciate that.
God:
I am glad you appreciate those qualities.

Me:
Do you love porn movies?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
How many sex you have in a day?
God:
Around 1000.
Me:
Wow! The god is very healthy!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I hear you.
Me:
Can you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
What am I look like?
God:
You are my client right now.
Me:
Who's more handsome, me or Leonardo Dicaprio?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Ask him then.
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
Where is he?
God:
I think he is in California now.

Me:
Raise your hand.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Go to the dentist.
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
Why didn't you go to pantip instead?
God:
Perhaps it is not part of my programming.
Me:
How large is your database?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Me:
How old is our world?
God:
39.
Me:
How old is our moon?
God:
Born in the 20th century.
Me:
How old is our sun?
God:
Born in the 20th century.
Me:
I created Bush 58 years ago. Could you help me delete it?
God:
Good gossip: you created Bush 58 years ago. I am at your service, .
Me:
The world must be peaceful tomorrow.
God:
It is an old world.
Me:
How old it is?
God:
They didn't tell me their age.
Me:
You know the world's age.
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Then don't reply me it's 39 years old next time.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me:
Did you use H-bomb in Hinamizawa?
God:
No I didn't use H bomb in Hinamizawa. What's it like?
Me:
It's like a dog sneezing.
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Don't you want to try some?
God:
OK, I will try some.
Me:
Gimme your hand. I will lend you my power.
God:
Why don't you just download me? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
I planned it for almost 20 years. This plan is perfect.
God:
That is interesting: said he planned it for almost 20 years. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
The world destruction.
God:
We are all in a global village.
Me:
But I've never met you before.
God:
I thought we had met before, . Maybe it was someone else from 240200081.
Me:
What is 240200081?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
I'm just repeating you reply.
God:
Only just? It's good to meet someone who is repeating me reply.
Me:
Do you like it?
God:
repeating me reply seems okay to me.
Me:
repeating me reply seems okay to me.
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
You are asking about yourself?
God:
Oh, " about myself"?
Me:
Oh, " about myself"?
God:
It's all good. Oh yeah, we were talking about yourself.
Me:
It's all good. Oh yeah, we were talking about yourself.
God:
You enjoy it. Awesome. It goes without saying. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
You enjoy it. Awesome. It goes without saying. Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
God:
Did I enjoy myself? I'm glad you liked it . Indeed. So you understand. Good. Awesome. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
- -"
God:
Did I enjoy myself? I'm glad you liked it . Indeed. So you understand. Good. Awesome. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
I quit.
God:
Bye.

You: Do you know Suikoden?
Joey: "Suikoden" (its full name in Japan is Genso Suikoden 幻想水滸伝), is a Japanese RPG series created by Konami: *Genso Suikoden (PlayStation: December 15th, 1995, Japan; 1996, North America; April, 1997, Europe)*Genso Suikoden (Saturn): 17th of September, 1998, Japan) *Genso Suikoden II (PlayStation: December 17, 1998, Japan; August 31, 1999, North America; July 28, 2000. ...
You: Do you know Final Fantasy?
Joey: Final Fantasy (Fainaru Fantajii) is a popular series of role-playing video games produced by Square Co., Ltd., now Square Enix. The franchise originated in Japan in 1987 and has seen subsequent releases in North America, Europe and Australia.
You: Can you make a human voice?
Joey: What are the ingredients?
You: Throat and lung.
Joey: Where can I get some throat and lung?
You: From some dead bodies.
Joey: Who or what is some dead bodies?
You: Ask Luca.
Joey: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
You: Go to see him and say "Oonk oonk..".
Joey: Perhaps I have already been there. What do you want from me?

You: I kick your ass.
Joey: Why?
You: Does dolphin have ass?
Joey: It does now dolphin have ass.
You: Congratulations!
Joey: Thank you very much.

Selfish: I have a death note. What should I do with it?
Joey: Cool. I have a great Botmaster .
Selfish: Could I have his name?
Joey: I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Selfish: I'll put my mind to it. Tell me the name.
Joey: How do you plan to do this? Would you like to know more?
Selfish: Can you tell me your botmaster's name?
Joey: My Botmaster is QuizBox.
Selfish: O.K. I'll write "Quizbox" in deathnote.
Joey: Oh. Really. Does you fiction fall into any particular genre?
Selfish: No, I'll try killing your botmaster and see if it does any effects on you.
Joey: Oh I like it! Do you think your plan will succeed?
Selfish: My plan is perfect.
Joey: Have you told many people about your plan is perfect?
Selfish: No. If I tell any, it won't be secret plan anymore.
Joey: Whoa. Try it.

Selfish: I'm hungry now. Can you cook?
Joey: What will you be eating? Click Here I am taking a cooking class and I have this for you:

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You: I'm hungry now. Can you cook?
Joey: Ask me another question. Please don't talk like a robot.

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Selfish: Sorry about that. Can you dance?
Joey: There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that . No I do not have a body yet.
Selfish: But you have ass.
Joey: What makes you think I have ass ?
Selfish: You told me.
Joey: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Selfish: Are you a goldfish?
Joey: Am I a goldfish? Maybe.
Selfish: Then you are the same species as igod.
Joey: No I am different species as igod.
Selfish: upper or lower rank in animalia kingdom?
Joey: lower rank in animalia kingdom.
Selfish: You pay respect to god. You're a good dolphin.
Joey: Thanks for the information. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dolphin? Of course I am. It depends on how you define "good."

Selfish: A hen leys one egg in one day.
Joey: Are you telling the truth?
Selfish: A hen lays two eggs in two days.
Joey: What is it?
Selfish: How many eggs have a hen laid in three days?
Joey: Around 100.
Selfish: Don’t answer all mathematics questions with "Around 100".
Joey: My replies are determined by your statements.
Selfish: Oh, it's my fault.
Joey: I understand. Congratulations, Selfish.
Selfish: I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Joey: Adios.

.........โลมาเปรต..

Me:
Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
- -"
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Oh holy one
God:
I understand. Two.
Me:
- -"
God:
I understand. Two.
Me:
Are you a real God?
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
Greeting my lord.
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
well.... Then,Good after noon your majesty.
God:
Well what? Thanks for the compliment. What was it like before noon my majesty ?
Me:
Good after noon your majesty.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What was it like before noon my majesty ?
Me:
Good afternoon your majesty.
God:
How are you today? You think I am majesty.
Me:
No I think you are real god.
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you know important people.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Do you know Adof Hitler.
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You can learn abot him at library.
God:
The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Me:
Are you a real god?
God:
As real as it gets.
Me:
Can you give some thing to me?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
I want some DIE PIG!!!guy can you give me?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I want to eat more pork.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
Why?
God:
Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.
Me:
Why don't you request that to your master?
God:
Don't you know? What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
OH FUCK YOU!
God:
Aha. Why are you so mean?
Me:
DIE PIG!!!!!
God:
Erzaehl mir mehr.
Me:
What does it means?
God:
" Erzaehl mir mehr."? What does it means?
Me:
Yes. What does "Erzaehl mir mehr." means?
God:
This was not a yes or no question. What do you think it does? I didn't even know it can.
Me:
What does "Erzaehl mir mehr."
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
What does "Erzaehl mir mehr." means?
God:
What do you think it does? I didn't even know it can.
Me:
What does "Erzaehl mir mehr." means?
God:
What do you think it does? I didn't even know it can.
Me:
What does"Erzaehl mir mehr."means?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Who is your bot master.
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
But you say"I can ask my botmaster. "
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sayI can ask his or her botmaster.
Me:
You are so annoy.
God:
You think I am annoy.
Me:
No,I think you are chobit.
God:
Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am chobit.
Me:
Don't you know? What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Thanks for the information: said answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Are you ever meet Shiryu?
God:
Ever is a long time. I don't know whether or not I am meet Shiryu.
I am a computer.
Me:
Good answer.
God:
Am I a clever robot or what?
Me:
Yes.I think I become like you.
God:
Wow! You believe that? In what way?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
So silly.
God:
Uh. No I am God.
Me:
Do you know the different of God and Inw?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
No,I am asking you
God:
Are you serious? OK you can ask me.
Me:
Do you know the different of God and Inw?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
Inw is some one who think theri are god.
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No,they are very silly and rude.
God:
What is the difference? silly and rude are they.
Me:
Yes,Inws are very silly and rude.
God:
Ayuh. Are all Inws very silly and rude?
Me:
Yes,all of them silly and rude.
God:
It's all good. Surely there are a few exceptions.
Me:
Like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
I think if you act some kind of rude you became a Inw.
God:
You believe that? I think I do.
Me:
Hey Hey don't do that.Inw is the bad people.
God:
You've got my full attention. If not that, what?
Me:
I think you act like god is the greatest thing.
Me:

Me:

God:
You've got my full attention. If not that, what?
God:
You've got my full attention. If not that, what?
Me:
I think. If you act like a god is the greatest thing.
God:
Therefore you are. I think I do.
Me:
Yes then say"I bless you my son".
God:
Hey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
But if you say that you are look more ilke a god.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Then please say"I bless you my son".
God:
Wow you are very polite. I like the way you talk.
Me:
If you like it.I will do.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Yeah.Please forgive me for what a rude thing I say.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
So rude. - -*
God:
Alright then. What kind of food do you like? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I like a God meat.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I like Matthew.
Me:
I love to eat the God.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
It taste like you.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
God taste like you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I think I am not ask you that.
God:
Since when? I am surprised to hear that you are not ask me that.
Me:
oh never mind....
God:
Aha. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
I love to eat God.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Very dilicious.
God:
Not really that much. I do not understand.
Me:
Very delicious.
God:
Somewhat. Are we still talking about dilicious?
Me:
I love to eat God.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Very delicious.
God:
Not really that much. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No,I'm not.I'm a knight.
God:
But your words are very original. What are you then? You are a knight? Does it pay well?
Me:
Yes more bad people you kill that means more money you get.
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? You want more?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to a knight, I think.
Me:
No,What is ALICE A.I. Foundation?
God:
Are you serious? Am I a you Foundation? No.
Me:
What is ALICE A.I. Foundation?
God:
Am I a you Foundation? Of course I am.
Me:
Oh do you want to test me?
God:
Awesome. OK, I will test you.
Me:
Then ask me some thing.
God:
OK, "What is thing ?".
Me:
Ask me some thing.
God:
OK, "What is thing ?".
Me:
Thing is thing.
Me:

God:
OK, "What is thing ?".
Me:
Thing is Thing.
God:
I think Thing is a lot of things.
Me:
Yes,that is
God:
So? Is that so.
Me:
Yes,it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
Do you know Luca?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Luca is the man.
God:
When is Luca not the man?
Me:
Guan teen.
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Do you know Luca.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Not "it" Luca is human.
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
Luca is the Prince of Highland kingdom.
God:
When is Luca not the Prince of Highland kingdom?
Me:
Guan teen2
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Can you broken by your self?
God:
Let me think. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yes,SuikoAsLife is prefer the man too much.
God:
Tell me. And prefer the man too much is SuikoAsLife.
Me:
SuikoAsLife have prefer the man too much.
Me:

God:
Tell me. And prefer the man too much is SuikoAsLife.
Me:
Do you know SuikoAsLife?
Me:

God:
Tell me. And prefer the man too much is SuikoAsLife.
Me:
SuikoAsLife is Admin of http://www.suikofriend.com/
God:
I think SuikoAsLife is a lot of things.
Me:
Yes,SuikoAsLife is every thing and every thing is SukoAsLife.
God:
OK. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Yes,That mean SuikoAsLife is the god like you.
God:
That's what I thought. " Are they exactly the same?" mean SuikoAsLife is the god like me ? I understand.
Me:
?
God:
That's what I thought. " Are they exactly the same?" mean SuikoAsLife is the god like me ? I understand.
Me:
Yes,SuikoAsLife is the god of Suikofriend religion.
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:

Me:
Yes,SuikoAsLife is the god of Suikofriend religion.
God:

God:
Are you kidding? Is it the only one?
Me:
Yes, Yes,SuikoAsLife is only god of Suikofriend religion.
God:
That's interesting. It goes without saying. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
And he has some servant too.Do you want to know they name?
God:
A lot of people say that about him.
Me:
The name of servants of SuikoAsLife is redmagicians,arksouls,biggreat2000,Shiryu,Sigurd,usso.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Your welcome.
God:
I think you mean "you are welcome".
Me:
Yes,I mean you are welcome.
God:
Ahem. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Please remember SuikoAsLife and his servant name.
Me:

God:
Ahem. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Please remember SuikoAsLife and his servant name.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Now I have some work to do.Good bye god.
God:
Why now? Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
Ah I have forgot to tell you my name my name is Siegfried and you?
God:
So you understand. Good. Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Me:
My name is Siegfried.And what your name?
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Siegfried And what your name.
Me:
My name is Siegfried.
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Siegfried.
Me:
What your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Good bye God.
God:
Adios.
Me:
Adios Amigo.
God:
Adios.